Top Shit Quotes

  • SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT – Rupert Murdoch

    SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT– Rupert Murdoch

  • My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit. – Chuck Palahniuk

    My stomach hurts, but if it’s guilt or impacted stool, I can’t tell. Either way, I’m so full of shit.– Chuck Palahniuk

  • Silver’s sweet and gold’s our mother, but once you’re dead they’re worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying. – George RR Martin

    Silver’s sweet and gold’s our mother, but once you’re dead they’re worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying.– George RR Martin

  • Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit. – Robert Black

    Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.– Robert Black

  • I only know how to be one thing. And that’s me. Take it or leave it. I don’t really give a shit. – Peter Cimino

    I only know how to be one thing. And that’s me. Take it or leave it. I don’t really give a shit.– Peter Cimino

  • You can’t shame a shameless man, you can only remind him of the awesome shit he’s done. – Captain Perverto

    You can’t shame a shameless man, you can only remind him of the awesome shit he’s done.– Captain Perverto

  • Its a big SHIT when someone flirts with your special somone. But its a ????ING HELL when he cooperates! – Angie

    Its a big SHIT when someone flirts with your special somone. But its a ????ING HELL when he cooperates!– Angie

  • People blame science. Shit, man, people shouldn’t blame science. People should blame people. – Mira Grant

    People blame science. Shit, man, people shouldn’t blame science. People should blame people.– Mira Grant

  • Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit. – Matthew Quick

    Miracles happen on Christmas, Pat. Everybody knows that shit.– Matthew Quick

  • They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit, – George RR Martin

    They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit,– George RR Martin