Top Siamese Quotes

  • I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives. – MJ McGuire

    I’ve got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.– MJ McGuire

  • I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives. – MJ McGuire

    I have a Siamese twin cat. It’s got 2 heads and 18 lives.– MJ McGuire

  • …if you’ve never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don’t know what profanity is all about! – Lilian Jackson Braun

    …if you’ve never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don’t know what profanity is all about!– Lilian Jackson Braun

  • Success and perseverance are Siamese twins: where one goes the other follows. – Matshona Dhliwayo

    Success and perseverance are Siamese twins: where one goes the other follows.– Matshona Dhliwayo

  • When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we’re Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow. – Will Advise

    When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we’re Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.– Will Advise

  • They were Siamese twins, joined at the groin by a traitorous piece of meat. – Nancy A Collins

    They were Siamese twins, joined at the groin by a traitorous piece of meat.– Nancy A Collins