Top Sperm Quotes

  • The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private messages of condolences. I never met the man. – Efrat Cybulkiewicz

    The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private messages of condolences. I never met the man.– Efrat Cybulkiewicz

  • Public opinion is to an unconventional idea -¦ what abortion is to sperm. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Public opinion is to an unconventional idea -¦ what abortion is to sperm.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights? – Nicki Elson

    That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?– Nicki Elson

  • If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure. – Dr Susan Block

    If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through pleasure.– Dr Susan Block