Top Stiff Quotes

  • When all else fails…try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn’t work…have another. – Timothy Pina

    When all else fails…try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn’t work…have another.– Timothy Pina

  • If they finally move, is it because they are warm enough, or is it that they are stiff, or bored? – Lydia Davis

    If they finally move, is it because they are warm enough, or is it that they are stiff, or bored?– Lydia Davis

  • The Muse honors the working stiff. – Steven Pressfield

    The Muse honors the working stiff.– Steven Pressfield

  • A gunslinger knows pride, that invisible bone that keeps the neck stiff. – Stephen King

    A gunslinger knows pride, that invisible bone that keeps the neck stiff.– Stephen King

  • Damn,’ someone behind me says. ‘I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later. – Veronica Roth

    Damn,’ someone behind me says. ‘I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later.– Veronica Roth

  • Stiff, huh? I think seeing you roll around on the floor in that tight little outfit accomplished that. – Collette West

    Stiff, huh? I think seeing you roll around on the floor in that tight little outfit accomplished that.– Collette West

  • People who keep stiff upper lips find that it’s damn hard to smile. – Judith Guest

    People who keep stiff upper lips find that it’s damn hard to smile.– Judith Guest

  • The moment you will be most stiff is when you die – you never get stiffer than that. So you’ve got to sleep well, eat well and keep moving. – Richard Lloyd Parry

    The moment you will be most stiff is when you die – you never get stiffer than that. So you’ve got to sleep well, eat well and keep moving.– Richard Lloyd Parry

  • He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket. – Kelly Moran

    He needed a stiff drink. With a side of straightjacket.– Kelly Moran

  • I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react. – Zaki

    I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.– Zaki