Top Swear Quotes

  • I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn’t stop sending me these notification emails…how many times do I have to turn them off? – Melanie Marchande

    I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn’t stop sending me these notification emails…how many times do I have to turn them off?– Melanie Marchande

  • I swear I’ve good morals. It’s just that bad ones befriend me. I’m a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    I swear I’ve good morals. It’s just that bad ones befriend me. I’m a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • Rubbing noses with me, she laughed, and I swear the Elysian night sang with the sound of it. – Jovee Winters

    Rubbing noses with me, she laughed, and I swear the Elysian night sang with the sound of it.– Jovee Winters

  • If death shows up before my last breathe, I swear I’ll kill death. – Uchenna Durugo

    If death shows up before my last breathe, I swear I’ll kill death.– Uchenna Durugo

  • Now you make yourself come, bitch. And I’ll know if you’re faking. You make that cunt clench around my ???? or I swear to God I’ll make you regret it – Cara McKenna

    Now you make yourself come, bitch. And I’ll know if you’re faking. You make that cunt clench around my ???? or I swear to God I’ll make you regret it– Cara McKenna

  • He leans in closer and closer until his breath caresses my mouth. I’m paralyzed. I swear he’s going to kiss me. I swear I’m going to let him. – KA Tucker

    He leans in closer and closer until his breath caresses my mouth. I’m paralyzed. I swear he’s going to kiss me. I swear I’m going to let him.– KA Tucker

  • I could swear I’d just swallowed the sun. – Melissa Darnell

    I could swear I’d just swallowed the sun.– Melissa Darnell

  • I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you. – Jim Butcher

    I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego, that I am not lying to you.– Jim Butcher

  • Her eyes meet mine and she smiles. And I swear it’s like the whole goddamn sun is beaming right out of it. – Lynn Weingarten

    Her eyes meet mine and she smiles. And I swear it’s like the whole goddamn sun is beaming right out of it.– Lynn Weingarten

  • I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness – a real thorough-going illness. – Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    I swear, gentlemen, that to be too conscious is an illness – a real thorough-going illness.– Fyodor Dostoyevsky