Top Swear Quotes

  • I swear to Vishnu, if this doesn’t work, I’m going to stab you in the throat with a Pipette. – Kyoko M

    I swear to Vishnu, if this doesn’t work, I’m going to stab you in the throat with a Pipette.– Kyoko M

  • Swear to me swear to me that if it isn’t dead you’ll all come back. – Stephen King

    Swear to me swear to me that if it isn’t dead you’ll all come back.– Stephen King

  • If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk. – Laura Kaye

    If you crack a joke right now I swear I will knee you in the junk.– Laura Kaye

  • When I kissed you the day I left, I swear to God you stripped me bare. – Scarlett Cole

    When I kissed you the day I left, I swear to God you stripped me bare.– Scarlett Cole

  • Marcus, even in this darkness, I try to swim back to you.I swear, I do. – Ripley Patton

    Marcus, even in this darkness, I try to swim back to you.I swear, I do.– Ripley Patton

  • I swear, when that woman dies, she’ll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit – Ann Everett

    I swear, when that woman dies, she’ll be deader than everybody else.~Pattiecake from Laid Out and Candle Lit– Ann Everett

  • I’ll stick close to Sandy. I swear that woman isn’t afraid of anything or anybody.- Baldric gave Ralph a rare smile and winked. – DF Jones

    I’ll stick close to Sandy. I swear that woman isn’t afraid of anything or anybody.- Baldric gave Ralph a rare smile and winked.– DF Jones

  • Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don’t they ever look in the mirror? – Diane Messidoro

    Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don’t they ever look in the mirror?– Diane Messidoro

  • No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned ?????es. – Rosanna Leo

    No more men. I swear it. They’re nothing but trouble. Them, and their damned ?????es.– Rosanna Leo

  • When I was at school one would have said, ‘I swear by the Bible.’ But Bibles were not encouraged at Experiment House. – CS Lewis

    When I was at school one would have said, ‘I swear by the Bible.’ But Bibles were not encouraged at Experiment House.– CS Lewis