Top Tail Quotes

  • A house isn’t a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion. – LM Montgomery

    A house isn’t a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion.– LM Montgomery

  • A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain

    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns a lesson he can learn in no other way.– Mark Twain

  • You dumb-ass ape, get your hand off me. What-”are you the first in your family to be born without a tail? – Cherise Sinclair

    You dumb-ass ape, get your hand off me. What-”are you the first in your family to be born without a tail?– Cherise Sinclair

  • When sense has left a head, it should be called a tail. – Idries Shah

    When sense has left a head, it should be called a tail.– Idries Shah

  • I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head? – Suzanne Johnson

    I should like to understand more about the signs on the shirt you wore earlier. What was it: Eat the tail and suck the head?– Suzanne Johnson

  • No one should be able to tail me unnoticed, no matter how good they are.I’m supposed to be better. – Santino Hassell

    No one should be able to tail me unnoticed, no matter how good they are.I’m supposed to be better.– Santino Hassell

  • A good fragrance is really a powerful ????tail of memories and emotion. – Jeffrey Stepakoff

    A good fragrance is really a powerful ????tail of memories and emotion.– Jeffrey Stepakoff

  • New beginnings come with the tail of the red-winged blackbird. Here’s to hoping my daddy was right. – Austin Cochran

    New beginnings come with the tail of the red-winged blackbird. Here’s to hoping my daddy was right.– Austin Cochran

  • I don’t have a command for ‘stop wagging your tail’. – Elle Saverini

    I don’t have a command for ‘stop wagging your tail’.– Elle Saverini

  • So much for a great opening speech, that sucker done tucked tail and is hiding in the deepest part of my brain, sucking its thumb. – Brandy Nacole

    So much for a great opening speech, that sucker done tucked tail and is hiding in the deepest part of my brain, sucking its thumb.– Brandy Nacole