Top Tequila Quotes

  • When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party. – Nefertiti Faraj

    When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.– Nefertiti Faraj

  • more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila – Maria Lima

    more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila– Maria Lima

  • Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila. – Emmy Rossum

    Stop trying to make everyone happy. You’re not tequila.– Emmy Rossum