Top Therapist Quotes

  • My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother. – Michelle Templet

    My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.– Michelle Templet

  • Unfortunately, mental health is so misunderstood that some people think you have to be crazy to need to speak to a therapist. – Nicole Curtis

    Unfortunately, mental health is so misunderstood that some people think you have to be crazy to need to speak to a therapist.– Nicole Curtis

  • My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip. – Chris Gethard

    My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip.– Chris Gethard

  • Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist. – Martin Millar

    Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.– Martin Millar

  • …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist. – Simone Elkeles

    …personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist.– Simone Elkeles

  • Surely a good therapist should produce a Dorian Gray-style portrait from under the couch so the patient can see the person they really are. – Rosamund Lupton

    Surely a good therapist should produce a Dorian Gray-style portrait from under the couch so the patient can see the person they really are.– Rosamund Lupton

  • Lost. The therapist made it sound as if the person could be found. As if death wasn’t final and irrevocable. – Lurlene McDaniel

    Lost. The therapist made it sound as if the person could be found. As if death wasn’t final and irrevocable.– Lurlene McDaniel

  • A therapist who rushes to help forgets to listen. – Noam Shpancer

    A therapist who rushes to help forgets to listen.– Noam Shpancer

  • The role of the therapist is to reflect the being/accepting self that was never allowed to be in the borderline. – Michael Adzema

    The role of the therapist is to reflect the being/accepting self that was never allowed to be in the borderline.– Michael Adzema

  • Someone’s therapist knows all about you. – Dominic Riccitello

    Someone’s therapist knows all about you.– Dominic Riccitello