Top Toast Quotes

  • I manage a toast to the Christmas treeand one to the sweet absurdityin the miracle of the verb to be.Lucky you, lucky me. – Miller Williams

    I manage a toast to the Christmas treeand one to the sweet absurdityin the miracle of the verb to be.Lucky you, lucky me.– Miller Williams

  • If you lie there much longer, I’ll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try ????ering your ass instead of the toast. – Cari Silverwood

    If you lie there much longer, I’ll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try ????ering your ass instead of the toast.– Cari Silverwood

  • He would never need a knife to spread a pat of ????er on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it. – Dean Koontz

    He would never need a knife to spread a pat of ????er on his toast. That smile would quickly melt it.– Dean Koontz

  • He raised his wine for a toast. -œTo the Exquisite Nightmare. – AG Howard

    He raised his wine for a toast. -œTo the Exquisite Nightmare.– AG Howard

  • Love is an afternoon of fishing when I’d sooner be at the ballet. Love is eating burnt toast and lumpy graving with a big s – Richelle E Goodrich

    Love is an afternoon of fishing when I’d sooner be at the ballet. Love is eating burnt toast and lumpy graving with a big s– Richelle E Goodrich

  • I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one sid – Sting

    I don’t drink coffee I take tea my dearI like my toast done on one sid– Sting

  • He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same. – GA Aiken

    He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same.– GA Aiken

  • Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast. – Jonathan Cainer

    Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.– Jonathan Cainer

  • Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need? – Stanley Victor Paskavich

    Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?– Stanley Victor Paskavich

  • Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows. – Dianna Hardy

    Women eat ice-cream, men toast marshmallows.– Dianna Hardy