Top Tofu Quotes

  • Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles

    Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.– Simone Elkeles

  • The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in. – Sylvia Boorstein

    The mind is like tofu. It tastes like whatever you marinate it in.– Sylvia Boorstein

  • Kumquats?I’ve had a few.But then again, tofu dementia. – Robert Leland Taylor

    Kumquats?I’ve had a few.But then again, tofu dementia.– Robert Leland Taylor

  • Honestly-”who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul? – Amy Lane

    Honestly-”who puts a hamburger next to diet tofu curry unless they’re trying to buy your soul?– Amy Lane