Top Twain Quotes

  • Science does not need religion. Religion does not need science. And the twain shall never meet – Bangambiki Habyarimana

    Science does not need religion. Religion does not need science. And the twain shall never meet– Bangambiki Habyarimana

  • Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain – LA Smith

    Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.- Mark Twain– LA Smith

  • For me, all writing — storytelling and style — gets back to the Bible, Twain and Hemingway, and not in that order. – Dennis R Miller

    For me, all writing — storytelling and style — gets back to the Bible, Twain and Hemingway, and not in that order.– Dennis R Miller

  • If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can’t learn any other way.–Mark Twain – TonyPaul de Vissage

    If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can’t learn any other way.–Mark Twain– TonyPaul de Vissage

  • …why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much-• Mark Twain …that’s why … – John Geddes

    …why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much-• Mark Twain …that’s why …– John Geddes

  • [An example of misattribution:]If you don’t know the source of a quote,you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me.-” Mark Twain – Jakub Marian

    [An example of misattribution:]If you don’t know the source of a quote,you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me.-” Mark Twain– Jakub Marian

  • Life and peace. Victory and vengeance.And never the twain shall meet. – Laini Taylor

    Life and peace. Victory and vengeance.And never the twain shall meet.– Laini Taylor

  • Mark Twain once said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. – AlbertLszl Barabsi

    Mark Twain once said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.– AlbertLszl Barabsi