Top Uncle Quotes

  • So you’re an angel, fine, that’s terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel) – Peter S Beagle

    So you’re an angel, fine, that’s terrific. Now give me back my shadows. (Uncle Chaim and Aunt Rifke and the Angel)– Peter S Beagle

  • (My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.) – Tina Fey

    (My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)– Tina Fey

  • Enough of medical ethics. Let Uncle Hippocrates rest in peace. It’s time to send an S.O.S to Uncle Omar Khayyam instead. – Anurag Shourie

    Enough of medical ethics. Let Uncle Hippocrates rest in peace. It’s time to send an S.O.S to Uncle Omar Khayyam instead.– Anurag Shourie

  • The night I was born, my great uncle Moanea, the village forester, shot a wolf. The villagers roasted it in the fire and fed the meat to the dogs. – Teodor Flonta

    The night I was born, my great uncle Moanea, the village forester, shot a wolf. The villagers roasted it in the fire and fed the meat to the dogs.– Teodor Flonta

  • When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand. – Earl B Russell

    When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.– Earl B Russell

  • Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip…. -œWe don’t have five minutes. – John A Autero

    Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip…. -œWe don’t have five minutes.– John A Autero

  • Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip. -œWe don’t have five minutes. – John A Autero

    Uncle Joe pulled the L.E.F. from his head and his side arm from his hip. -œWe don’t have five minutes.– John A Autero

  • He keeps his voice kindly but remote. A cross between a pedagogue, soothsayer, and a benevolent uncle -“ that should be his tone. – Margaret Atwood

    He keeps his voice kindly but remote. A cross between a pedagogue, soothsayer, and a benevolent uncle -“ that should be his tone.– Margaret Atwood

  • my uncle died.and i don’t feel sad because he died.but i felt so sad when i realize that i will never see him alive again in my whole life. – Sher E Yazdan

    my uncle died.and i don’t feel sad because he died.but i felt so sad when i realize that i will never see him alive again in my whole life.– Sher E Yazdan

  • Today my uncle died.and i am not feeling sad because he is dead.i am sad about that i can never see him alive again in my whole life. – Sher E Yazdan

    Today my uncle died.and i am not feeling sad because he is dead.i am sad about that i can never see him alive again in my whole life.– Sher E Yazdan