Top Undead Quotes

  • Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin. – Thomm Quackenbush

    Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.– Thomm Quackenbush

  • Better undead than dead. – Lisa Carlisle

    Better undead than dead.– Lisa Carlisle

  • You can’t fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can’t make them undead. – Tim OBrien

    You can’t fix your mistakes. Once people are dead, you can’t make them undead.– Tim OBrien

  • The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees. – Christopher Buehlman

    The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.– Christopher Buehlman

  • Being the evil undead wasn’t fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card. – Sharon Ashwood

    Being the evil undead wasn’t fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.– Sharon Ashwood

  • Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people? – Steven Ramirez

    Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?– Steven Ramirez

  • You ate my dog, you undead freak!-Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is -˜corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude. – Adam P Knave

    You ate my dog, you undead freak!-Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is -˜corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude.– Adam P Knave

  • The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty. – Kim Harrison

    The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty.– Kim Harrison

  • Life is easy. Just stay un-dead. – Fakeer Ishavardas

    Life is easy. Just stay un-dead.– Fakeer Ishavardas

  • It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it. – Garon Whited

    It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.– Garon Whited