Top Unicorns Quotes

  • Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns. – Olley White

    Life would be simpler if only we were all unicorns.– Olley White

  • Unfortunately, ‘post racism’ is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie. – Justin Simien

    Unfortunately, ‘post racism’ is also a myth, like unicorns and black people who survive to the end of a horror movie.– Justin Simien

  • Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking. – Amanda Usen

    Until that night, she’d categorized multiple ??????s with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.– Amanda Usen

  • Some will say that searching for your dreams is like looking for unicorns in an emerald forest. – Fennel Hudson

    Some will say that searching for your dreams is like looking for unicorns in an emerald forest.– Fennel Hudson

  • Unicorns aren’t magical and beautiful. They’re just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins. – Delilah S Dawson

    Unicorns aren’t magical and beautiful. They’re just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.– Delilah S Dawson

  • Unicorns and rainbows exist because we want them to. – Truth Devour

    Unicorns and rainbows exist because we want them to.– Truth Devour

  • Your love is like star sky showers and magenta unicorns. – Delano Johnson

    Your love is like star sky showers and magenta unicorns.– Delano Johnson

  • Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns. – Ness Kingsley

    Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.– Ness Kingsley

  • Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don’t get their way.: – Ash Gray

    Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don’t get their way.:– Ash Gray