Top Vampire Quotes

  • When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire – Charlie Jane Anders

    When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire– Charlie Jane Anders

  • I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night. – Anne Rice

    I was a newborn vampire, weeping at the beauty of the night.– Anne Rice

  • An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight. – Laurell K Hamilton

    An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.– Laurell K Hamilton

  • The ????erflies in my stomach turn into vampire bats as we pull up to the school. – Cat Clarke

    The ????erflies in my stomach turn into vampire bats as we pull up to the school.– Cat Clarke

  • If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead! – Janet Evanovich

    If I let her in I’m doomed. It’s like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you’ve invite them in, that’s it, you’re good as dead!– Janet Evanovich

  • Great. I guess you’re the dog whisperer, vampire edition. – John Corwin

    Great. I guess you’re the dog whisperer, vampire edition.– John Corwin

  • I’m your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I’m a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge. – Rachel Caine

    I’m your worst damn nightmare, Skeletor. I’m a vampire killer with fangs and a grudge.– Rachel Caine

  • I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years. – Stephenie Meyer

    I was a vampire, and she had the sweetest blood I’d smelled in eighty years.– Stephenie Meyer

  • In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper ????ed. – Robyn Bachar

    In short, if you should find yourself in a fight against a vampire, you are really right and proper ????ed.– Robyn Bachar

  • What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross? – Richard Matheson

    What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?– Richard Matheson