Top Watermelon Quotes

  • You’re going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. – Madison – Nicole Reed

    You’re going to have a watermelon come out of your flap-jack and that shit will never be the same. Never. – Madison– Nicole Reed

  • The screech of tyres, an almighty bang and a car exploded through the playground wall like a high-velocity bullet through a watermelon. – Kev Heritage

    The screech of tyres, an almighty bang and a car exploded through the playground wall like a high-velocity bullet through a watermelon.– Kev Heritage

  • If she doesn’t want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her ????y. – Matt Fraction

    If she doesn’t want to go down on you, try improving the taste of your semen by eating watermelon, celery, her ????y.– Matt Fraction

  • It’s a wonderful fantasy, but it’s not real. It’s just watermelon magic. – Hope Ramsay

    It’s a wonderful fantasy, but it’s not real. It’s just watermelon magic.– Hope Ramsay