Top WEREWOLF Quotes

  • When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire – Charlie Jane Anders

    When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire– Charlie Jane Anders

  • A werewolf.- He said the word like he was learning a foreign language and wanted to get the accent right. – Tielle St Clare

    A werewolf.- He said the word like he was learning a foreign language and wanted to get the accent right.– Tielle St Clare

  • A werewolf bite turned me gay? – Tielle St Clare

    A werewolf bite turned me gay?– Tielle St Clare

  • Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey. – Patricia Briggs

    Vampire politics make the very complicated dance of manners that is werewolf protocol look like the Hokey Pokey.– Patricia Briggs

  • How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? – Elizabeth A Reeves

    How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?– Elizabeth A Reeves

  • Hearing her laugh nearly made him cum in his pants like a teenager, not a one hundred and twenty-five year old werewolf. – Amanda Clark

    Hearing her laugh nearly made him cum in his pants like a teenager, not a one hundred and twenty-five year old werewolf.– Amanda Clark

  • Is the werewolf community so afraid of one little half human? – Chudney Thomas

    Is the werewolf community so afraid of one little half human?– Chudney Thomas

  • Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality? – Nicki Elson

    Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?– Nicki Elson

  • …what was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn’t remember what you did, and then somebody shot you. – Anne Rice

    …what was the good of being a movie werewolf? You howled at the moon; you couldn’t remember what you did, and then somebody shot you.– Anne Rice

  • You can’t just call the Praetor. It’s not like 1-800-WEREWOLF. – NAME

    You can’t just call the Praetor. It’s not like 1-800-WEREWOLF.– NAME