Top Wit Quotes

  • To be knowledgeable, learn new things every day; to be wise, unlearn things that you learn with wit and love. – Debasish Mridha

    To be knowledgeable, learn new things every day; to be wise, unlearn things that you learn with wit and love.– Debasish Mridha

  • sloughing my skin / escaping it’s grip / stripped of my wit / it hurts to be me . – Maggie Stiefvater

    sloughing my skin / escaping it’s grip / stripped of my wit / it hurts to be me .– Maggie Stiefvater

  • His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it. – William Shakespeare

    His jest shall savour but a shallow wit, when thousands more weep than did laugh it.– William Shakespeare

  • Look, he’s winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike. – William Shakespeare

    Look, he’s winding up the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.– William Shakespeare

  • I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning. – NR Walker

    I have a black belt in sarcasm, and my wit is like lightning.– NR Walker

  • He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living. – Richmal Compton

    He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living.– Richmal Compton

  • Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it. – Richelle Mead

    Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.– Richelle Mead

  • You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn’t the lowest form of wit. It’s not even wit at all. – John Flanagan

    You know, Gilan, sarcasm isn’t the lowest form of wit. It’s not even wit at all.– John Flanagan

  • Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. – EL James

    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.– EL James

  • Cleverness is like rouge – liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it. – Tessa Dare

    Cleverness is like rouge – liberal application makes a woman look common and desperate. Wit is knowing how to apply it.– Tessa Dare