Top Witty Quotes

  • There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload. – Courtney Kirchoff

    There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden’s brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.– Courtney Kirchoff

  • Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty. – George Eliot

    Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.– George Eliot

  • The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. – Mark Twain

    The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French.– Mark Twain

  • Wise are my ways witty my actions – NA Parnham

    Wise are my ways witty my actions– NA Parnham

  • Music gives inspiration…one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas. – Michael Bassey Johnson

    Music gives inspiration…one that sounds windy with humming sound, such can put you in a trance, only to come back and discover some witty ideas.– Michael Bassey Johnson

  • People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy. – Joe Mari Fadrigalan

    People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy.– Joe Mari Fadrigalan

  • Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima. – John C Wright

    Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima.– John C Wright

  • Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out. – Oscar Wilde

    Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.– Oscar Wilde