Top Yard Quotes

  • Wasn’t growing catnip in one’s yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children? – Caroline Paul

    Wasn’t growing catnip in one’s yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?– Caroline Paul

  • Why are you stripping in my front yard at six in the morning? I have neighbors you know. – Nathalie Saade

    Why are you stripping in my front yard at six in the morning? I have neighbors you know.– Nathalie Saade

  • One square yard of drag will slow a falling body almost twenty percent. – Dan Brown

    One square yard of drag will slow a falling body almost twenty percent.– Dan Brown

  • I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay. – Sergei Lukyanenko

    I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay.– Sergei Lukyanenko

  • There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard. – Dan Florence

    There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.– Dan Florence

  • You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you’re given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful! – LM Fields

    You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you’re given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!– LM Fields

  • If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard. – Pter Zilahy

    If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.– Pter Zilahy

  • Think out of the box but stay in the yard. – Johnnie Dent Jr

    Think out of the box but stay in the yard.– Johnnie Dent Jr

  • Inch by inch it’s all a cinch, by the yard it’s hard. Go for it — no matter how slow or long the process seems at first. – Mardi Ballou

    Inch by inch it’s all a cinch, by the yard it’s hard. Go for it — no matter how slow or long the process seems at first.– Mardi Ballou

  • If you stand a Yard away from God Today, you will see your kids standing a Mile away from God Tomorrow. – Santosh Thankachan

    If you stand a Yard away from God Today, you will see your kids standing a Mile away from God Tomorrow.– Santosh Thankachan