Top Zombie Quotes

  • A man of God who falls in love with a woman who worships idols will turn him to a zombie. – Auliq Ice

    A man of God who falls in love with a woman who worships idols will turn him to a zombie.– Auliq Ice

  • When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire – Charlie Jane Anders

    When it comes to love triangles and duels to the death, you should always cheat. – Fairy Werewolf vs. Zombie Vampire– Charlie Jane Anders

  • I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. – Amanda Mosher

    I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.– Amanda Mosher

  • So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me. – Steven Ramirez

    So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me.– Steven Ramirez

  • So here I am writing my zombie story and my lead character decides to betray me.– Steven Ramirez

  • We are now at risk of having a zombie democracy roaming around a one-party state. – Jeremy Corbyn

    We are now at risk of having a zombie democracy roaming around a one-party state.– Jeremy Corbyn

  • I’ve been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad? – Tahnee Fritz

    I’ve been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?– Tahnee Fritz

  • If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. – Alison Kemper

    If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It’s always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders.– Alison Kemper

  • It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever. – Andrew Cormier

    It had initially been thought that the zombie virus was an offshoot of Ebola. Many zombie-virus symptoms mimicked the terrible, hemorrhagic fever.– Andrew Cormier

  • you only live once.Unless you a zombie – idk

    you only live once.Unless you a zombie– idk