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MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!

MOMB – noun – One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM… Because she’s the BOMB!
– Tanya Masse

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  2. Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB! – Tanya Masse
  3. Celerity: noun, mass noun; an ability possessed by certain Que Cum Virtute Judicium (Virts) increasing the mobility or swiftness of movement – Alex Lane
  4. Sweetie, you don’t need to drive me to the brink of insanity… I’m close enough to walk! – Tanya Masse
  5. PARENTHOOD is journey of being driven to the BRINK of INSANITY and BACK…Like a YO YO!! – Tanya Masse
  6. The difference between the power of love and the power of atomic bomb is that atomic bomb has a limit. – Debasish Mridha
  7. You can bomb the world to pieces, but you can’t bomb it into peace. Power to the peaceful. – Michael Franti
  8. Sometimes the MOM who’s always there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for HER. – Tanya Masse
  9. Individual insanity is immune to the consequences of collective insanity – Aldous Huxley
  10. Insane love.Loving insanity.Insanity and love… – Simona Panova
  11. Your opinion should be based on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears & feel with your own heart. – Tanya Masse
  12. AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up! – Tanya Masse
  13. You can’t NOT cross the street because you might get hit by a car. – Tanya Masse
  14. Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you’re faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING! – Tanya Masse
  15. If there ever comes a time that you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far. – Tanya Masse
  16. The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them. – Tanya Masse
  17. A wise man once said NOTHING… He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after! – Tanya Masse
  18. A domesticated man makes my lady parts beep! – Tanya Masse
  19. Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning! – Tanya Masse
  20. If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted. – Tanya Masse
  21. If you change your way of thinking and being, you will change your way of seeing. – Tanya Masse
  22. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years! – Tanya Masse
  23. I don’t need a personal trainer-¦ I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to! – Tanya Masse
  24. Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on! – Tanya Masse
  25. Do not, for one more minute, spend your precious time and energy on or surround yourself with people who are less than you deserve. – Tanya Masse
  26. Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior. – Tanya Masse
  27. LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME. – Tanya Masse
  28. People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO. – Tanya Masse
  29. If you forget where you came from, you’ve gone too far. – Tanya Masse
  30. The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences. – Tanya Masse
  31. We all have our things that we would rather live without. It’s how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us. – Tanya Masse
  32. Want less, need less, live more. – Tanya Masse
  33. Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary! – Tanya Masse
  34. If you think someone is AWESOME, tell them! The world NEEDS more of THAT! – Tanya Masse
  35. Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT. – Tanya Masse
  36. Happiness is when you realize that your kids have grown up to be AWESOME people! – Tanya Masse
  37. Motherhood is a constant battle of going to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and staying awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity! – Tanya Masse
  38. These days, -œgetting lucky- means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it’s still HOT! – Tanya Masse
  39. It’s tough being AWESOME all the time, but the kids need someone to look up to! – Tanya Masse
  40. Common sense is a tool that isn’t in everyone’s shed. – Tanya Masse

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