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My father had bought him a shirtthat said -œSure you can date my daughter.  In a completely unrelated topic,have you seen my shotgun?

My father had bought him a shirtthat said -œSure you can date my daughter.  In a completely unrelated topic,have you seen my shotgun?
– Tara Sivec

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