Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?
– The Covert Comic
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- Ingenuity and creativity, even for a defeating case of two steps forward and one backward, applied strategically can covert a loss into gain. – Priyavrat Thareja
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- A microphone is to a comic, what a pen is to a writer. There’s power in it. – Pamelar Hickinson
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