Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.
– Woody Allen
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- Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
- Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. – Woody Allen
- The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. – Woody Allen
- Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
- Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand. – Woody Allen
- I felt in some ways we’d had some sort of sex, sex of the mind, sex of ideas, sex of words, hundreds and thousands of words… – Lily King
- If it must be enjoyed, then it must be done. And if it must be done, then it must be done well. If it is done well, it is enjoyed well. – Israelmore Ayivor
- People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it’s dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh? – Hector Himeros
- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. – Woody Allen
- I love nature, I just don’t want to get any of it on me. – Woody Allen
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- I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. – Woody Allen
- I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. – Woody Allen
- You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life – Woody Allen
- Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka’s. – Woody Allen
- Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
- There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. – Woody Allen
- I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. – Woody Allen
- Just don’t take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. – Woody Allen
- Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat…college, – Woody Allen
- We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices… – Woody Allen
- When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that ‘he may tarry,’ we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen. – Christopher Hitchens
- When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. – Woody Allen
- No country can police corruption in other countries when it itself is not free from corruption. You cannot clean a dirty wall with dirty hands. – Suzy Kassem
- You cannot clean a dirty wall with dirty hands. – Suzy Kassem
- -Do you think it’s dirty money?-All money is dirty. If it were clean nobody would want it. – Carlos Ruiz Zafn
- To satiate is a dirty thing, she’s mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates. – Stephen Demone
- You can’t clean your dirty past as if you are cleaning a dirty window! All you can do is to create a clean future! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power. – Oscar Wilde
- Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex. – Bryan Lee OMalley
- Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. – Laurell K Hamilton
- The change was made in me; the thing was done. Well or ill done, excusably or inexcusably, it was done. – Charles ens
- If they say, it can’t be done, Ask, -˜Why not?’ It can be done. It will be done! – Lailah Gifty Akita
- What needs to be done must be done. With grace, it will be done. – Lailah Gifty Akita
- How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. – Will Durst
- I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. – George Burns
- My only relationship policy is, don’t bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don’t let it affect your work. – Paula Graves
- I was its skin, its movement, its shape, its god, its creator, its destroyer. And you thought Dexter was bad. The Bridgeman arrives soon. – Catherine Astolfo