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I didn't want to tell him that I was so wet that Noah would have had to build an ark to avoid the flood in my pants - Moxie

I didn’t want to tell him that I was so wet that Noah would have had to build an ark to avoid the flood in my pants – Moxie
– ZB Heller

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