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I'm out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren't....up to scratch

I’m out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren’t….up to scratch
– Andrea K Hst

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  2. When you’ve finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care. – Antoine de SaintExupry
  3. She didn’t know if she was crying because Illukar was going to die, or because Ieskar already had. – Andrea K Hst
  4. I knew if I started touching you I wouldn’t be able to stop. – Andrea K Hst
  5. To be angry at the gods is to scream at the stars. Even if they hear, they will not stop shining. – Andrea K Hst
  6. I walked into adventure and adventure has given me blisters. – Andrea K Hst
  7. A metric ????ton of dumb so epically mind-destroyingly beyond a bad idea that there’s not a chance they would go there. – Andrea K Hst
  8. The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes – ah, that is where the art resides. – Artur Schnabel
  9. The notes I can handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes-ah, that is where the art resides. – Artur Schnabel
  10. You can’t speak Music with notes alone, but you can speak Music without notes at all! – Victor L Wooten
  11. He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. – Adam Rex
  12. Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  13. Cheaper’n recyclin’ yer nose tissues. –Mema – KD Harp
  14. Time heals nothing. It only brings other issues and tissues, and takes what is incurable or unacceptable out of the center of our attention. – Ana Claudia Antunes
  15. …21st century leaders use their brain cells more than their muscle tissues! – Israelmore Ayivor
  16. Issues are like tissues. You pull one out and another appears! – Gary Goldstein
  17. Because we cannot scrub our inner body we need to learn a few skills to help cleanse our tissues, organs, and mind. This is the art of Ayurveda. – Sebastian Pole
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  19. Future is an empty paper, but not absolutely empty; the shadows of the drawings of the past is there, on the paper! – Mehmet Murat ildan
  20. Without action, a vision is just a piece of paper. In education, we have lots of paper. – William Sterrett
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  22. A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  23. One paper boasted that its subscription and advertising numbers proved that America did not need the social change it rival paper advocated. – Harold Holzer
  24. My history is my step to future , whatever the history was full of garbage, but I can get over it and get to the TOP with my History – Ahmed Farrag
  25. Because the human history is the history of shoes. The history of places where we ever tread and stand. – Stebby Julionatan
  26. History will only remember those that remembered it and the best way to make history is to read history – ETC Wanyanwu
  27. You know the greatest lesson of history? It’s that history is whatever the victors say it is…Whoever wins, that’s who decides the history. – Anthony Doerr
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  29. There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  30. Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  34. i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now – Mohlalefi j motsima
  35. The aunts’ conception of the right to privacy went far enough to allow you to close the toilet door when you were peeing, but no further. – Zen Cho
  36. This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet. – Katie Heaney
  37. Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are. – Matt Haig
  38. On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life. – Ruby Wax
  39. If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan
  40. Your oddity is your hottest commodity but you scratch yourself like it’s the lottery to reject yourself mentally, spiritually & bodily. – Curtis Tyrone Jones

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