Top Toilet Quotes

  • On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life. – Ruby Wax

    On the toilet no one is a star. Remember that and you will go far in life.– Ruby Wax

  • Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are. – Matt Haig

    Humans, in the day that has been the Earth, have been here for less than a minute. We’re a late-night piss in the toilet, that’s all we are.– Matt Haig

  • Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. – Melinda K Trotter

    Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy.– Melinda K Trotter

  • This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet. – Katie Heaney

    This is THE most romantic thing that has ever happened to me, and it involves both drugs and a toilet.– Katie Heaney

  • The aunts’ conception of the right to privacy went far enough to allow you to close the toilet door when you were peeing, but no further. – Zen Cho

    The aunts’ conception of the right to privacy went far enough to allow you to close the toilet door when you were peeing, but no further.– Zen Cho

  • i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now – Mohlalefi j motsima

    i do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now– Mohlalefi j motsima

  • Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate. – Israelmore Ayivor

    Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never feel comfortable until you relocate.– Israelmore Ayivor

  • For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on. – E ObengAmoako Edmonds

    For some strange reason I get some of my brightest ideas on the toilet seat, with my clothes on.– E ObengAmoako Edmonds

  • When you’ve finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care. – Antoine de SaintExupry

    When you’ve finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care.– Antoine de SaintExupry

  • I’m out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren’t….up to scratch – Andrea K Hst

    I’m out of tissues for toilet paper too. History notes just aren’t….up to scratch– Andrea K Hst