Top Toilet Quotes

  • Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • It’s never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl. – Angie Fox

    It’s never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl.– Angie Fox

  • He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. – Adam Rex

    He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.– Adam Rex