No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.
– Andrew Sturm
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- Thank Life For Happening, Thank Every Twist And Turn, There Is A Reason For Every Single Thing, There Is A Reason For Every Worry And Concern. – Dante Jannicelli
- Life’s a maze, you twist and you turn through itThe driest of droughts, maneuvered and I earned through it – Clipse
- His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
- is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
- I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
- In a civilization when love is gone we turn to justice and when justice is gone we turn to power and when power is gone we turn to violence. – Kare Anderson
- How you matter is defined by the things that matter to you. You matter as much as the things that matter to you do. – John Green
- When you forgive somebody, it’s not so much for them as it is for you. You need to be free from that. And you need to rise above that. – Lacey Sturm
- Till we recognize what’s sick and messed up about ourselves this world is gonna stay sick and messed up. – Lacey Sturm
- You are not a burden, an accident, or a mistake. You are meant for amazing things that you can’t even imagine for yourself. – Lacey Sturm
- If you wake up today, it’s on purpose, it’s a gift. – Lacey Sturm
- He says that we must protect our families no matter what. No matter what we got to do to protect them. – Andrew Galasetti
- No matter what happens, no matter who turns on me, no matter what pompous swine thinks he has power over me, I am still me. I will always be me. – Sara Raasch
- No matter who you are,no matter what you did,no matter where you’ve come from,You can always change,become a better version of yourself. – Madonna
- I don’t do magic. I turn your attention back to Friday night and the big-ass sword I was carrying. My job is to run and swing. – Danielle Monsch
- If someone tells you you’re not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they canhave a great view of your fabulous ass. – Miley Cyrus
- After all, you couldn’t expect any man to turn away from a beautiful woman with her ass in the air. – Constance Daley
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- Dreams can twist your emotions like no reality can. – Neal Shusterman
- I think you’ve got to get out whatever’s hurting you through your art, so it doesn’t twist you up inside. – Cheryl Rainfield
- We must be constantly aware that Satan can take any human effort and twist it to serve his own purposes. – Billy Graham
- She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes. – Steven Ramirez
- Now Leroux, what think youOf this twist to the story? – EA Bucchianeri
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- Why do people, when they are wrong, twist the conversation around and place the blame on someone else? – Hilary Grossman
- She can paint a lovely picture, but this story has a twist. her paintbrush is a razor, and her canvas is her wrist. – Amy Efaw
- Ego and pride is a two headed twist. – TF Hodge
- Darkness doesn’t have fingers that twist into my flesh. – SM Parker
- Most people that I know who go to church actually go there to twist the arms of God so that he can get all the discomfort away from them. – Sunday Adelaja
- Each time he came he would twist my defenceless body into a different pose, as if I were his very own doll – Rachel Abbott
- His lips made a grim twist that was like the joyless cousin of a smile. – Laini Taylor