Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.
– Carl Hiaasen
Related Quotes:
- Make a plural hey while the singular sun is up there. Not just the hey, but the best hey. Excellence should be your priority! – Israelmore Ayivor
- I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book. – Carl Hiaasen
- Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. – Carl Hiaasen
- Remember what happened last time with the ‘cuda. – Carl Hiaasen
- Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can’t stand a little silence. – Carl Hiaasen
- The classroom fell quiet, a long heavy silence that roared in Roy’s ears like a train. – Carl Hiaasen
- As far as I’m concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers. – Carl Hiaasen
- Just because something was legal didn’t automatically make it right. – Carl Hiaasen
- I’ve had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick. – Libba Bray
- Being digital-ready is an overarching approach via building a set of -œdigital -flavored- cultures and taking a series of stepwise practices. – Pearl Zhu
- If they wanted their shit stirred, then stirred their shit was jolly well going to be. – Stephen Clarke
- To be able to shit on people before they get a chance to shit on you. That’s power. – Sister Souljah
- Know what a symbol is?…Shit that stands for shit. – Christina Baker Kline
- I’m not one of those academics that don’t do shit but reads about it. The difference is, I do shit. I have a proof of concept and it works. – Ron Finley
- If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit – Doug Stanhope
- It’s like, how did Columbus discover America when the Indians were already here? What kind of shit is that, but white people’s shit? – Miles Davis
- I write one page of masterpiece to ninety-one pages of shit. I try to put the shit in the wastebasket. – Ernest Hemingway
- Can’t nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down. – Toni Morrison
- Shit will always be Shit! No amount of perfume can make it stink less – Tahira Abrar
- Hey. My life’s not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears.- From Tribe of the Teddy Bear. – J Joseph Wright
- Sometimes I’m irrational, I know I am, but even irrational thought feels very, very real when you’re in the middle of shit. – Kim Holden
- Hey, princess of Popsicles! Queen of curlicue cones. – Wendy Higgins
- Hey, A-D-D,- she called out to Claire, -œcome over and try these on. – Kimberly Derting
- Hey, GreenHollyWood the mistake was mine that I added you as a friend… I thought that you are my friend… but your irony doesn’t end. – Deyth Banger
- Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, ‘Hey. – Kamand Kojouri
- Hey girl, I saw the Apostle Paul and he said for you to greet me with a holy kiss. – Matthew Pierce
- Hey, beautiful. – Joe Covelli – Martha Sweeney
- I have female friends that get mails from publishers that read ‘Hey. I heard you write about sex. This is a very popular topic now’. – Martijn Benders
- Hey,…. bitch…. Sucker or whatever you are…. STOPP STARRRRINGGGG AT ME! It’s so depressing! – Deyth Banger
- A little bit of one story joins onto an idea from another, and hey presto, . . . not old tales but new ones. Nothing comes from nothing. – Salman Rushdie
- Hey GR, for the others that feel alone. I think you will find comfort in knowing that:Everybody’s Somebody’s Everything. I know I’m right. – Trelas A Dyson IV
- Hey Highbrow. Next time remember to tuck and roll. – Naima Simone
- You ate my dog, you undead freak!-Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is -˜corporeallychallenged’ now. No need to be rude. – Adam P Knave
- Hey, Tracy you army brat, I think it’s for you! – Mark Mackey
- Hey, Wrobik; cheer up, yeah? You’re going to shoot down a ????ing starship. It’ll be an experience. – Iain Banks
- Hey, GreenHollyWood ruin my vision. I don’t want to be gay… because what’s shown in Mr.Robot it’s geysish, mother ????er! – Deyth Banger
- Hey, be patient you’ll have to kiss a few frogs before you find one that’s your prince – Mya Waechtler
- Hey, you know I might not be perfect! But I’m a wonderful work in progress! – DC Akers
- But Hey, Guess What Crazy means I’m not liablefor my actions. So screw it, I’ll go home, propped up on Prozac against distractions – Ellen Hopkins
- Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy ???? sex. – Sophie Oak