ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.– Ambrose Bierce
acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.– Ambrose Bierce
Fear has no brains it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated. – Ambrose Bierce