Famous Barbara Elsborg Quotes

  • Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you? – Barbara Elsborg

    Oh God, can I keep you? You don’t need batteries, do you?– Barbara Elsborg

  • That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind. – Barbara Elsborg

    That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.– Barbara Elsborg

  • Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing. – Barbara Elsborg

    Hey, you’re not supposed to find our magnificent organs amusing.– Barbara Elsborg

  • The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.--¦-œTry hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there. – Barbara Elsborg

    The higher up I hold it, the less painful the hot wax.--¦-œTry hanging off the ceiling and dropping it from there.– Barbara Elsborg

  • Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door. – Barbara Elsborg

    Books to read. Bitches to push out of the door.– Barbara Elsborg

  • ‘Time to live dangerously. We’re having pancakes.’ – Barbara Elsborg

    ‘Time to live dangerously. We’re having pancakes.’ – Barbara Elsborg

  • She wasn’t fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn’t think about sex as much as she did. – Barbara Elsborg

    She wasn’t fit to be a member of society. Her mind was a running sewer. The raunchiest teenager didn’t think about sex as much as she did.– Barbara Elsborg