That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.
– Barbara Elsborg
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- Some women have been faking ??????s for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape! – Vince Kramer
- Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating. – Abhijit Naskar
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- You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
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- You want to give him the book of his own life, the book that will locate him, parent him, arm him for the changes. – Michael Cunningham
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- Blind minds are worst than blind eyes. That you have eyes does not mean that you have vision. Visionaries do not look they see whlie people look. – Patience Johnson
- Love isn’t blind. Maybe we are all born blind and love finally gives us sight. – Kamand Kojouri
- And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch. – Anonymous
- How often do we find the blind leading the not-so-blind? – Asoka Nimal Jinadasa
- To be blind momentarily when light hits your eyes is better than to be blind permanently when darkness hits your soul. – Matshona Dhliwayo
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- She hated him and loved him, longed for him and loathed him, and cursed herself for feeling anything at all – Rick Yancey
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- He accomplished wonders of diplomacy on the principle, never give way, and never give offense. – Barbara W Tuchman
- Give me meaning, give me soul. Give my rapture, wild, a heart that is raw. Give me a mind that thinks for itself and imagines freely. – Atalina Wright
- Never give up.Never give up on your hopes.Never give up on your dreams.Never give up on your visions. – Lailah Gifty Akita
- Old: Give me liberty or give me death. – New: Give me liberty or give me debt. – Orrin Woodward
- At least a hospital stay will give him an excuse to halt the job hunt. – Stephanie Bramson
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