Top Job Quotes

  • I had this great idea: I should get a job. Freelancing came with freedom, but maybe what I required was a cage. – Sarah Hepola

    I had this great idea: I should get a job. Freelancing came with freedom, but maybe what I required was a cage.– Sarah Hepola

  • Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. – Khaled Hosseini

    Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.– Khaled Hosseini

  • Why do I do it to myself? Why don’t I get an ordinary job? – Philip Tucker

    Why do I do it to myself? Why don’t I get an ordinary job?– Philip Tucker

  • We just did an awesome job of not dying. – John Green

    We just did an awesome job of not dying.– John Green

  • The bastards had done their job well. – Stephen Charles Gould

    The bastards had done their job well.– Stephen Charles Gould

  • I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it’s my job to overcome it. – Dan Harmon

    I expect the audience to assume TV is stupid. I accept that it’s my job to overcome it.– Dan Harmon

  • Imagine what the world might have been like if Larry and Sergey instead became professors or took a job at Microsoft. – Jared Tame

    Imagine what the world might have been like if Larry and Sergey instead became professors or took a job at Microsoft.– Jared Tame

  • If you are prepared,- he told his players, -œyou will be confident, and will do the job. – Tim Sanders

    If you are prepared,- he told his players, -œyou will be confident, and will do the job.– Tim Sanders

  • He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one. – Helen Smith

    He is intelligent enough to get a job that would earn him good money, but too clever to want one.– Helen Smith

  • Never job backwards. What might have been was a waste of time. – Ian Fleming

    Never job backwards. What might have been was a waste of time.– Ian Fleming