Top Job Quotes

  • If Shane had avoided her for years because of a kiss, he might leave the country over a blow and hand job. – Naima Simone

    If Shane had avoided her for years because of a kiss, he might leave the country over a blow and hand job.– Naima Simone

  • John turned to her, with streaks of dried blood along his face. -œThank goodness we got the easy job. – Julie James

    John turned to her, with streaks of dried blood along his face. -œThank goodness we got the easy job.– Julie James

  • If you’re gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job. – Gary Larson

    If you’re gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.– Gary Larson

  • I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven’t come up. – Brian Randleas

    I apply for a new job twice a week, every week. I am applying for the position of millionaire but so far my numbers haven’t come up.– Brian Randleas

  • If you don’t have a headache by the end of this cl???, I’m not doing my job. – Kristy Moody

    If you don’t have a headache by the end of this cl???, I’m not doing my job.– Kristy Moody

  • Join us B+ people! Life is not neat and tidy, but we always manage to get the job done! – Tracey Kidder

    Join us B+ people! Life is not neat and tidy, but we always manage to get the job done!– Tracey Kidder

  • With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, -œYes, you’re definitely the girl for the job. – Ella Dominguez

    With my tongue buried deep in her sweet cunt, I mumble, -œYes, you’re definitely the girl for the job.– Ella Dominguez

  • Writing makes me hard, like a fisherman, and brown from the heat. Tossing out and reeling in is a job for visionaries and those with calloused hands. – Chila Woychik

    Writing makes me hard, like a fisherman, and brown from the heat. Tossing out and reeling in is a job for visionaries and those with calloused hands.– Chila Woychik

  • That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind. – Barbara Elsborg

    That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.– Barbara Elsborg

  • If I were you, I’d clear those cobwebs out because there isn’t a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job. – Flora Roberts

    If I were you, I’d clear those cobwebs out because there isn’t a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.– Flora Roberts