Top Masturbating Quotes

  • That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind. – Barbara Elsborg

    That should give him time for another wank. It was a good job masturbating didn’t make you go blind.– Barbara Elsborg

  • Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating. – Abhijit Naskar

    Masturbating is no more sinful than praying or meditating.– Abhijit Naskar

  • There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape! – Vince Kramer

    There is no way I am masturbating with a gringo to something as vile and disgusting as worm-rape!– Vince Kramer

  • Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Some women have been faking ??????s for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Some women have been faking ??????s for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana