Famous Jen Campbell Quotes
CUSTOMER (to her friend): What’s this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?– Jen Campbell
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?– Jen Campbell
Bookshop Customer: ‘Who wrote the bible?’Customer’s friend: ‘Jesus.– Jen Campbell
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magic alive.– Jen Campbell
CUSTOMER:Â If I were to, say… meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?– Jen Campbell