Famous Joseph Heller Quotes

  • …You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony. – Joseph Heller

    …You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.– Joseph Heller

  • …You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,- Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.– Joseph Heller

  • Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain. – Joseph Heller

    Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.– Joseph Heller

  • I don’t want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough. – Joseph Heller

    I don’t want to make sacrifices. I want to make dough.– Joseph Heller

  • The spirit gone, man is garbage. – Joseph Heller

    The spirit gone, man is garbage.– Joseph Heller

  • Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family. – Joseph Heller

    Nately had a bad start. He came from a good family.– Joseph Heller

  • My fish dream is a sex dream. – Joseph Heller

    My fish dream is a sex dream.– Joseph Heller

  • Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him. – Joseph Heller

    Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.– Joseph Heller

  • But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong. – Joseph Heller

    But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong.– Joseph Heller

  • He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt… – Joseph Heller

    He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt…– Joseph Heller