Famous Joseph Heller Quotes

  • Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. – Joseph Heller

    Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.– Joseph Heller

  • -You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You’re dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot! – Joseph Heller

    -You have no respect for excessive authority or obsolete traditions. You’re dangerous and depraved, and you ought to be taken outside and shot!– Joseph Heller

  • Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office. – Joseph Heller

    Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he’s in his office.– Joseph Heller

  • It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead. – Joseph Heller

    It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.– Joseph Heller

  • The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. – Joseph Heller

    The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.– Joseph Heller