Famous Steven Poore Quotes

  • Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can’t show my face in Morrisons. – Steven Poore

    Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can’t show my face in Morrisons.– Steven Poore

  • Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen? – Steven Poore

    Your tills are talking to me and want me to take them home. Does this often happen?– Steven Poore

  • This is what a castle sounded like when it died, and he knew he would never forget it. – Steven Poore

    This is what a castle sounded like when it died, and he knew he would never forget it.– Steven Poore

  • Never accept help from a dragon. Dragons do not offer help. They offer fate. – Steven Poore

    Never accept help from a dragon. Dragons do not offer help. They offer fate.– Steven Poore

  • Men may act as cruelly as dragons, but dragons will never act as men do. – Steven Poore

    Men may act as cruelly as dragons, but dragons will never act as men do.– Steven Poore