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Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can't show my face in Morrisons.

Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can’t show my face in Morrisons.
– Steven Poore

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