Top Supermarket Quotes

But it was just luck really if the girls survived. You’re like a man firing a machine gun into a supermarket who happens not to become a murderer.– Iris Murdoch

There are some forty-five thousand items in the average American supermarket and more than a quarter of them now contain corn.– Michael Pollan

If there was an elephant in the supermarket, she’d either not see it at all, or call it Mrs Jones and talk about fishcakes.– Jeanette Winterson

Your fortune teller cursed me. Foul spirits haunt every supermarket I go to. I can’t show my face in Morrisons.– Steven Poore

Everything was fine, would continue to be fine, would eventually get even better as long as the supermarket did not slip.– Don DeLillo

We could give each other a hope, if we communicate with each other in the school, supermarket, bus, train, plane-¦.!– Lailah Gifty Akita

I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was ‘woman.– Steven Wright

