Famous Tom Swyers Quotes

  • Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg. – Tom Swyers

    Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.– Tom Swyers

  • Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack. – Tom Swyers

    Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack.– Tom Swyers

  • Worrying about things you can’t control is a waste both on the baseball field and in life. – Tom Swyers

    Worrying about things you can’t control is a waste both on the baseball field and in life.– Tom Swyers

  • Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way. – Tom Swyers

    Being a parent is like being a catcher. You gotta handle whatever is thrown your way.– Tom Swyers