Real ballplayers pass the stuffing by rolling it up in a ball and batting it across the table with a turkey leg.
– Tom Swyers
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- Days may pass into months, months may pass into years, and years may pass into decades, but I will always keep waiting for you. – Avijeet Das
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- We need more men to sit at the table… at the kitchen table. – Sheryl Sandberg
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- It’s–my God–like you stretched a tarp across a stadium to turn it into a giant tom-tom and crashed a 747 into it. – Neal Stephenson
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