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I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.

I don’t know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they’re just closet pyromaniacs.
– Cecelia Ahern

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  1. Maybe you’re not difficult to live with at all, maybe you’re just a busy, successful, beautiful woman who won’t settle for anything but the best. – Cecelia Ahern Ahern
  2. please don’t cook me, kind sirs! I am a good cook myself, and cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean. – JRR Tolkien
  3. But you are proof that you can think you know someone yet never really know them at all. – Cecelia Ahern Ahern
  4. Miracles only grow where you plant them. – Cecelia Ahern Ahern
  5. the important thing is not what we (look) like,but the role we play in our best friend’s life. – Cecelia Ahern
  6. People come and go. – Cecelia Ahern
  7. I felt that my views and philosophies had been changed overnight. The philosophies that i had gladly carved in stone, recited and danced upon. – Cecelia Ahern
  8. Power. It’s all about that, don’t you forget. People want money or power. – Cecelia Ahern
  9. Just as when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a ????erfly. – Cecelia Ahern
  10. I’d live anywhere, – in one room, in the castle ruin right now -“ if it meant we could all just be together. – Cecelia Ahern
  11. The most painful moment in my life also became the moment I showed the most strength and courage. – Cecelia Ahern
  12. The tattoo is there not because I believe there is something wrong with me. It’s there to remind me that our flaws are our strengths – Cecelia Ahern
  13. Never trust a man who sits, uninvited, at the head of the table in another man’s home. – Cecelia Ahern
  14. It’s not easy remembering the good times. – Cecelia Ahern
  15. How extraordinary the ordinary really is, a tool we all use to keep going, a template for sanity. – Cecelia Ahern
  16. To hell with you all, I DO believe – Cecelia Ahern
  17. If invisible people eat invisible food does invisible wind blow invisible trees? – Cecelia Ahern
  18. They say a story loses something with each telling. – Cecelia Ahern
  19. I guess when you’re trying to find all the parts of yourself, it’s difficult to be with someone who’s already fully intact. – Cecelia Ahern
  20. I am girl of definitions, of logic, of black and white.Remember this. – Cecelia Ahern
  21. Life is a series of moments and moments are always changing, just like thoughts, negative and positive. – Cecelia Ahern
  22. You are responsible for your own life and what happens in it, so are the other people. – Cecelia Ahern
  23. You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”And yet it is still extremely funny. – Cecelia Ahern
  24. It was the most perfect moment in my life.It was the last perfect moment in my life. – Cecelia Ahern
  25. Fairy tales are such evil little stories for young children. – Cecelia Ahern
  26. But with your life you make a few bad decisions, get unlucky a few times, whatever, but you have to keep going, right? – Cecelia Ahern
  27. You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue. – Neil Gaiman
  28. Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. – Diane Kelly
  29. He cleared his throat and reminded himself that if you pissed Her Holiness off, they’d need barbecue tongs to pick up your steaming pieces. – JR Ward
  30. Maybe the trying is the thing. Maybe it doesn’t get better than that. Maybe you never quite get there. And maybe that’s okay. – Keith Ablow
  31. Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want. Maybe there was hope for me yet. – Claire Cook
  32. The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went. – Saki
  33. Life is like a cooking pot. If you cook something good, you well get something tasty. If you cook something bad, you will get something bad. – Debasish Mridha
  34. There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
  35. To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. If Duncan was ever into men then he’s been so far in the closet he’s been living in Narnia. – Dana Marie Bell
  37. Soaked in painmy suits remain standingwhen I take them off – hollow men beside the closet,a museum of days. – Chad Sweeney
  38. Maybe honor was in its twilight. Maybe it had always been heading that way. Or worse, maybe it had always been an illusion. – Dennis Lehane
  39. Rich men have dreams. Poor men die to make them come true. – Glen Cook
  40. Maybe that is the one real division between men: wood men and desert men. – Kurban Said

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