Top Barbecue Quotes

  • He cleared his throat and reminded himself that if you pissed Her Holiness off, they’d need barbecue tongs to pick up your steaming pieces. – JR Ward

    He cleared his throat and reminded himself that if you pissed Her Holiness off, they’d need barbecue tongs to pick up your steaming pieces.– JR Ward

  • Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable. – Diane Kelly

    Daddy had a strict rule about firearms. Anything we killed we had to eat. No amount of barbecue sauce would make a hairy guy like you palatable.– Diane Kelly

  • I don’t know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they’re just closet pyromaniacs. – Cecelia Ahern

    I don’t know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they’re just closet pyromaniacs.– Cecelia Ahern

  • You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue. – Neil Gaiman

    You know what killed off the dinosaurs, Whateley? We did. In one barbecue.– Neil Gaiman