A hotel room all to myself is my idea of a good time.
– Chelsea Handler
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- Even if times are tough and you’re enduring a terrible heartache, it’s important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person. – Chelsea Handler
- If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would’ve told him I was into cannibalism. – Chelsea Handler
- I did it again. Lying guilty in a hotel room for a woman I will fail for. – JM August
- Life is a windowless room in the Hotel Bellevue. – Victoria Wood
- Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s real rebellion. – Alice Cooper
- Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel. – Christoph Fischer
- We have just discovered our dear colleague butchered in a hotel room, and you wish to discuss literature? – Rick Yancey
- The hotel was guest-friendly with hourly rates and had enough room to swing a cat, if it were a small cat and you wanted to swing it. – James A Newman
- No guest rooms.- I shake my head resolutely. -œI want to be in a room room. A lived-in room. – Lauren Oliver
- You cry in your room. I cry in my room. Mom cries in Mom’s room. And in the morning everyone pretends like they never cried once in their life. – Natasha Friend
- The idea of being vulnerable leaves a lot of room for choice. There is always room to be less foldable, more evil. – Sherry Turkle
- You can imprison a man, but not an idea. You can exile a man, but not an idea. You can kill a man, but not an idea. – Benazir Bhutto
- my dearin an idea, by an idea, living through in idea, we are our own prisoners . – litymunshi
- An idea? An idea won’t get you nothing but another idea. You need money, cash, to make anything happen in this doggone world. – Nathan McCall
- Everyone has an idea. But it’s really about executing the idea and attracting other people to help you work on the idea. – Jack Dorsey
- If I am indeed my own god, I’d better start praying to myself to get myself out of myself. – Craig D Lounsbrough
- Life is not a hotel. Life is a battlefield. – Kevin Abdulrahman
- She found herself longing for home-not just for the hotel but for New York and all the real novels that she could lose herself in there. – Anna Godbersen
- You are the sun, and I’m the moon. In your shadow I can shine. – Tokio Hotel
- Your on the planet too. Why should James Bond have all the action, fun, money, and resort hotel living. – Paul Kyriazi
- There are people that have had worse happen to them. All those people that died in the hotel bombing? All those that were maimed and left orphaned? – Sonal Panse
- Bulgaria, I reflected as I walked back to the hotel, isn’t a country; it’s a near-death experience. – Bill Bryson
- Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast? – Demetri Martin
- Besides, I am staying in a luxurious hotel, not in some slum!-.Sand of Passion – Georgia Kakalopoulou
- That place is turning into the Hotel California.You know, you can check in, but you can never leave. – Tracy Brogan
- Uh-oh, I hope he doesn’t start rattling off dirty limericks next; she’ll probably burn the hotel down. – Elle Lothlorien
- This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except for service animals. – Elle Lothlorien
- How many people has this hotel eaten? – Kate Racculia
- I was just another lost soul screaming through the paper thin hotel walls into the ears of the ????ed. – Craig Stone
- You know you’ve checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish. – Plum Sykes
- The phone rang. Softly, in actuality, yet it seemed loud and ominous, as phones do at night in dark hotel rooms. – Jim Thompson
- The ‘incredible frog hotel’-”really a local bed and breakfast-”…the frogs stay (in their tanks) in a block of rented rooms. – Elizabeth Kolbert
- It will be a very long time before I trust you ever, ever – OK, I trust you again. – Daniel Handler
- I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you. And I did. But that right there was why it was doomed. – Daniel Handler
- Another gift, another secret, another time to lean in and kiss me. – Daniel Handler
- All over the world are particular people, and you could be happy with probably five or six of them, eight if you’re bisexual and everyone is. – Daniel Handler
- You can’t mind these things, you just can’t, for to dislike what makes a person human is to dislike all humans. – Daniel Handler