It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
– Christopher Moore
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- That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm. – Christopher Moore
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- If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. – Julian Barnes
- Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. – Christopher Moore
- Without Revolutionary theory, there can be no Revolutionary Movement. – Vladimir Lenin
- I have heard of you- a kind of revolutionary. Hard to be a revolutionary in the deadly museum business. – Thomas Hoving
- …when I look at my arms, I don’t think revolutionary. I think sad, and pain, but not revolutionary. – Kathleen Glasgow
- Violent overthrow of the revolution is revolutionary, and compromise with the revolution is revolutionary. – Douglas Wilson
- There are times when it is conservative to be a revolutionary, when the world must be turned on its head in order to be stood on its feet. – Christopher Hitchens
- You are trying to lure us into revealing information you’re not entitled to? With chocolate and wine? Are you amateurs? – Moira J Moore
- Can the sarcasm,’ he said. ‘Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned. – Laurell K Hamilton
- Playful, positive sarcasm is different from negative mean sarcasm, and many people don’t know the difference. – Bryant McGill
- Everything that can be invented has been invented. – Charles H Duell
- A child that’s being abused by its parents doesn’t stop loving its parents, it stops loving itself. – Shahida Arabi
- The telephone bell was ringing wildly, but without result, since there was no-one in the room but the corpse. – Charles Williams
- Life is the ultimate artistic masterpiece, and it’s up to you, the creator, to make it as wildly dazzling as possible. – Laura Resau
- He looked around him wildly, as if the past were lurking here in the shadow of his house, just out of reach of his hand. – F Scott Fitzgerald
- People who believe that justice is a pendulum are willing to swing it wildly. – George Hammond
- It’s an act of our will to choose to see people simply as wildly loved by God, to assume their beauty before guessing their depravity. – Mary E DeMuth
- All we need to know about the storms is this: Storms are born, they live and they die! And they destroy anything wildly, just like we do in wars! – Mehmet Murat ildan
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- Discipline is for professionals. Motivation is for amateurs. – JR Rim
- Hell is full of musical amateurs. – George Bernard Shaw
- Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned. May not one lost soul be permitted to abstain? – George Bernard Shaw
- Today’s amateurs are tomorrow’s champions. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Interior decorating is a rock-hard science compared to psychology practiced by amateurs. – Antonin Scalia
- When it comes to living and loving, we’re all amateurs. – Marty Rubin
- Rising amateurs always intimidate falling masters. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I hate traveling with amateurs. – Rachel Caine
- The biggest criminals that I have met in life are working for the government. They make mass murderers look like amateurs. – Steven Magee
- Accursed be he that first invented war. – Christopher Marlowe
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- Now, public libraries are most admirable institutions, but they have one irritating custom. They want their books back. – Cecil B DeMille
- Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- I think we all keep irritating situations in our head to long, until we finally realize it’s taking up valuable space. – Ron Baratono
- One day I have a revelation. -˜I think we’re actually quite compatible,’ I tell him. -˜You’re irritable, and I’m irritating. – Pamela Druckerman
- A new experience can be extremely pleasurable, or extremely irritating, or somewhere in between, and you never know until you try it out. – Lemony Snicket
- It is irritating when someone talking to me,When she is not talking – pavankumar nagaraj
- Nothing corrects a badly made mind. A sad and irritating truth that we learn late and after so many wasted efforts! – Joubert
- A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader -¦ as an irritating voice is to a listener. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana